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TEN PET PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMAN'S 1 Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!! ---------------------------------------------- 2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG -------------------------------------------------- 3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- 4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- 5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- 6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------------------------- 7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- 8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- 9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? --------------------------------------------------------- 10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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