TEN PET PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMAN'S


1   Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

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2   Yelling at me for barking.  I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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3   Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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4   Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.  Stop it!

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5   Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up  when you're not home.


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6   The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog!  Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.  


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7   Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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8   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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9   Dog sweaters.  Hello ???  Haven't you noticed the fur?
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10   How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth.  You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.  We both know who's boss here!  You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.  A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!